* The creature in Jeepers Creepers hibernates for years and then comes out to eat people, but somehow it had enough time to go out and get some personalised plates for it’s car.
* Miracle on 34th street has a very low opinion on what a miracle is.
* Dog years don’t exist. The length of a year is based on how long it takes the planet to revolve around the sun. Unless your pet is living on a different planet, their year is the same length as the rest of us.